Dances With Tripods

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved

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I had originally credited this to George Carlin, which was how this was emailed to me.  Jellico was nice enough to send me this link, which shows that George most likely didn't write it:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

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On March 28, 2007 the glass enclosed Skywalk at Grand Canyon's West Eagle Point opens to the public. The skywalk is 4,000 feet above the Colorado River and extends 72' from the cliff.
See the official website:  www.grandcanyonskywalk.com/update.html

I need to somehow overcome my fear of heights!