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Botox and nose drops

To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
         

One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things'  from the legendary  movie 'Sound Of Music'.   Here are the lyrics she used:

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 (Sing It!)  - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!

     


           
            Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
            Walkers and  handrails and new dental fittings,
        Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
    These are a few of my favorite things.
       
        Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
        Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
        Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.
       
        When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
  When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
      And then I don't feel so bad.
       
        Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
        No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
        Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
      These are a few of my favorite things.
       
        Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
        Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',  
        And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
    When we remember our favorite things.
       
        When the joints ache, When the hips break,
      When the eyes grow dim,
  Then I remember the great life I've had,
        And then I don't feel so bad.

       
        (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd
        that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores. Please
        share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who
        would appreciate it


( I haven't looked this up on snopes.com and don't know if it's a true story, but I love the lyrics!)


Posted on 09/05/2008 10:49 AM Visits: 472
annier: 09/05/2008 11:20 AM
Yes - I've heard her sing this before - on tv I think - brilliant!
bizarreland: 09/05/2008 12:33 PM
Yes I've heard this before LOL.........I guess we're at the age for most of these things LOL I've been a member of AARP for over 10 years now !!!!!
diomedes: 09/05/2008 2:17 PM
That is awesome. good for her!
heartsapocolypse: 09/05/2008 6:22 PM
Hilarious! And all too true...
AARP should print that in an issue of thier magazine if they haven't already!
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